Bacon Bandages

Heal your wounds with the power of pork

★★★★★

4.4(2,156 reviews)

$7.99

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About This Weird Thing

Adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon. They don't taste like bacon, smell like bacon, or have any bacon properties beyond appearance. But they do make injuries more appetizing.

👍 The Good Stuff

✓Actually sterile
✓Latex-free
✓Makes boo-boos better
✓Includes 15 bandages

👎 The Not-So-Good

✗Not edible
✗May confuse vegetarians
✗Won't satisfy bacon cravings

Bacon Bandages

About This Weird Thing

👍 The Good Stuff

👎 The Not-So-Good

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